Never Gonna Give You Up- Review

Never Gonna Give You Up is, as it says on the ticket, a bitter sweet roller coaster stroll back to the 80’s by The Three Amigo’s Theatre Company, and it is very memorable in many ways.

It is a high octane story of domestic discord, criminality, political bashing and a love story that is superbly disguised at first and revealed later on having been hinted at a few times.

From the moment someone from the Northern Academy of Performing Arts (NAPA) came on to explain that one of the actors was having to use a crutch to support himself due to an unfortunate injury in his foot from the performance the night before you knew this would have to be a gutsy performance to get around this and make it look natural.

With an excellent soundtrack of 80’s classics, provided by the cast who had been in the recording studio, in the background the action began on a Saturday afternoon as Mark (played by director and co-writer and looking suspiciously like one of Harry Enfield’s three scousers despite living in Gipsyville) is watching his afternoon racing hoping that one of the horses he’s backed will finally win him some money.

Unfortunately for dock worker Mark his selfish, egotistical wife Sharon (played by Georgina ‘Sparkle’ Garton) has invited her best friend Lisa (played by the outstanding Paula Branton) who just happens to work in the bookies that Mark frequents, and her new man Dave (the excellent Stan Haywood) for drinks.

It soon becomes apparent that there is something about Dave that Mark clearly doesn’t like and it isn’t just the fact that he is insatiably flirting with Sharon, and it doesn’t take him long to mention something about prison, Sharon however thinks it’s just sour grapes because Dave has money to burn, a fast BMW car and a flat in Hessle of all places, because she’s blinded by his attentions.

In a superb performance by Paula Branton her character Lisa is seemingly floundering around in a daze, unaware of Dave’s outrageous flirting with her best friend but she also drops the odd very subtly disguised hint of a closeness that exists between her and Mark.

Stan Haywood makes a very convincing greasy criminal mastermind, despite the difficulties his injury had caused him, and the cast in general, particularly Branton and Garton, did make it all look and feel very natural.

With a well thought out bit of writing Lisa’s boss Douglas (the very likable Peter Bernard Shally) is introduced into the story to give Sharon a job interview over a burnt Sunday roast.

Before you know it Dave has arrived for the dinner late and he’s pulled a gun on them, he convinces Sharon to take the safe key that Douglas has handed over and empty it of its apparently £5000 takings, saying he’ll take her off to Spain with him to live the high life.

When she returns with the money she and Dave think they’re going to escape until the perfectly timed introduction of Tony Taxi (Steve Willis made-up to look like 80’s icon Adam Ant) and Eye Patch Mickey (Kevin Hickson) which changes the dynamic and increases the laughs on offer.

Then finally Dave reveals his dastardly plan, his wife and son are waiting in Spain for him and Sharon, having ditched her husband for him, isn’t invited to go with him, he’d been brilliantly stringing her along the whole time to get her to do the job on the bookies safe for him.

However there is a double kick in the guts waiting as Douglas has a heart attack, turning the drama up another notch, and then, in a desperate struggle between Mark and Dave, the gun goes off and Mark is shot.

After the inevitable delay caused by the crazed gunman not wanting any emergency services anywhere near, an ambulance is called for Douglas and Mark.

It all becomes a bit chaotic, understandably so, towards the end as first the ambulance crew Jim (NAPA stage manager Colin Thompson) and Sally (Sophie Burgess, working on behalf of “The Pauline Quirke Academy of Performing Arts”) arrive to try and save Douglas and Mark.

While the Paramedics are trying to save the stricken pair Chief Inspector Vincent Julian Husband (Sean Smith) and Police Woman Sergeant (Kathy Stokoe) also turn up and Husband is seemingly “Looking for answers” which he reiterates several times.

There is genuine emotion as the very likable Douglas passes away, there is the obvious nightmare of recrimination from Sharon seeing her husband laid on the floor fighting for his life.

Finally Mark and Lisa express their love for each other, which has been wonderfully handled by the actors in question, before the compelling Sally announces that he too has tragically died.

The production was then given a rousing ending as the cast all reappeared on stage and encouraged the audience to get involved with a sing-a-long to Rick Astley’s 80’s classic tune of the same name of the production.

Speaking afterwards Paula Branton said she’s “Had a fantastic time with the production but it has been very tiring with all the rehearsals, the dancing and performing.

She then spoke about her highlights of the production:”Oh god there’s been so many, I think last minute nerves and the comedy at times it’s been really difficult to keep a straight face on stage.

Identifying with her character obviously came quite naturally to this gifted lady “When you learn your lines you get ideas about the character because she’s a bit simple and you sort of just develop the character just over time really.

I asked her if the injury to Stan Haywood had meant any changes for her and she replied: “I threw in a line early on saying that his football injury hadn’t taken away any of his charm.

“It was brilliant working with Stan, I’ve starred with him in a couple of other things like A Month of Sunday’s so yeah that was brilliant.

She also said: “It was a great experience recording the songs for the production.”

Stan Haywood confirmed some scenes were very awkward for him using a crutch “The dance scenes were murder only using one crutch but luckily with the way the scene is set we were able to make a couple of changes like moving the furniture.

“I think you could see it in the scenes when I was dancing with Gina she was more or less holding me up half the time.”

Talking further about the cast he echoed what Paula had said “The cast have been brilliant and so have the audiences as well.

“When you’ve got a cast that’s giving you all the support they can, and an audience who you can sense want it to go well for you that helps as well.”

A definite highlight for him was definitely working with Georgina ‘Sparkle’ Garton who he had never acted with before.

The injury which caused him so much pain is a problem with the tendon’s in his foot so, when he pushed off his right foot the night before something snapped in his heel so his preparation for this performance was three hours in Hull Royal Infirmary in the afternoon making his performance all the more remarkable.

Never Gonna Give You Up Napa